OBAMA YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE YOU ARE SO FUCKING FRIENDLY I LOVE YOU
MY NAME IS HILLARY CLINTON
I AM A BITCH
I GET SHIT DONE
AND I AM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
FUCK YEAH ABRAHAM LINCOLN FUCKIN FREED MY PEOPLE SO I’M GONNA FUCKIN QUOTE HIM DON’T MIND IF I FUCKIN DO
OBAMA IS THE BEST FUCKING PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT CHANGING THAT NEXT NOVEMBER I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND I WILL MURDER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY
WE WILL NOT GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF MEDIEVAL HEALTH INSURANCE PRAISE YOU OBAMA PRAISE YOU LIKE THE MUSLIMS PRAISE FUCKIN ALLAH I’M PRAYING TO WASHINGTON D.C. FIVE TIMES A DAY LIKE IT’S FUCKIN MECCA
OBAMA 2012 2016 2020 2024 2028 2032 2036 2040
ALSO HELLO I’M JOHN MCCAIN AND I REFUSE TO STAND FOR THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I STILL LOOK LIKE I’VE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE A CASKET FOR THE LAST FUCKING CENTURY
HI EVERYONE I’M JOHN BOEHNER AND I HAVE A FUCKING BONER THAT I’M SECRETLY FUCKING MYSELF WITH UNDER THE TABLE BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GRUMPY AND RUDE AND REFUSE TO CLAP OR WIPE THAT FUCKING SCOWL OFF MY UGLY ASS SPRAY TANNED FACE
WOW THE REPUBLICANS LOOK SO CRUSTY
I’M SORRY ARE YOU BUTTHURT BECAUSE YOUR PARTY DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING BADASS BLACK PRESIDENT
YES
AMERICA WILL ALWAYS FUCKING WIN
FUCK YEAH OBAMA
GO BLACK OR GO THE FUCK HOME
THAT’S RIGHT THERE ARE NO AMERICANS FIGHTING IN IRAQ I LOVE YOU OBAMA
YES OSAMA BIN LADEN IS FUCKIN DEAD
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN TALIBAN
CALL YO FRIENDS
CUZ U FUCKIN GOT SHIT ON BY OBAMA
