December 2011
my grandma just texted me “hello alex”
and then before i could even get my fingers on the keyboard she says “i guess you are busy sorry for bothering you”
dammit grandma
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middle finger in the air if your pussy’s tight
if i was a cat i would kill myself in 8 different ways and then spend my last life trying to molest Oprah
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mom: youre funny
me: im really funny
mom:
me:
mom: dont push it wise ass
w-gglytuff asked: do you still love llamas? :~)
Anonymous asked: whats the funniest obama picture you HAVE
Anonymous asked: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU POST OBAMA WITH THESE ASK THINGYS. GIVE3 ME OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous asked: do people in your school think you're weird? because i know you're really outgoing & you don't really give a fuck but do they think you're weird?
Anonymous asked: You'd be cute with Devon c:
Anonymous asked: MR. KNOW IT ALL
glazedtitties asked: I WANT SOME CHICKEN GIVE ME SOME CHICEKN
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seriously later tonight at like 10 EST i’ll hold a big private match for Modern Warfare 3
my PSN (oops only PS3 sry xbox fags) is floodie_2000 so add me and i’ll invite you k???
k like this/reply if you’re coming or want to don’t be shy lol
Anonymous asked: whats your modern warfare 3 name?
in the top 1% of players from around the world when it comes to Modern Warfare 3 and Free For All
can’t be TAMED bitches
like this and i’ll check out your blog!!
Anonymous asked: you're a really big inspiration to me and I'm using you as an example of a big influence on my life, for this speech I have to say in front of my school. I'm explaining to them about your advice and how you helped me stop cutting and deal with everything.
can we have a holocaust of everyone who puts xxxx at the end of everything
wait let’s just nuke England
Anonymous asked: Do you smoke or drink?
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
why do people think 500 Days of Summer is a good movie
whenever i watch it i just want to go and stab everyone i know because it makes me so angry
Anonymous asked: its funny because you think new york is cold
when i’m bored i answer advice questions on Yahoo answers because i’m fucking weird
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Anonymous asked: aw alex you grew!!