January 2012
Jan 27th
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in English today we watched the movie Grizzly Man which about this guy who thinks he’s a fucking bear and tries to be bffs with Alaskan Grizzly Bears my English teacher was like he is such a tragic hero i was like no your first mistake was eating sleeping touching living with FUCKING GRIZZLY BEARS
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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whenever i’m home alone i walk around naked but then i notice all of the windows with the curtains open and i think wow my neighbors are lucky bastards ◕‿◕
Jan 27th
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like this if you live in New York and you are so glad tomorrow is Friday because that means MIDTERM EXAMS ARE FUCKING OVER TOMORROW
Jan 27th
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Anonymous asked: have your parents ever walked on you masturbating?
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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everyone else: that test was so easy!!!
me: yeah i know!!!!!!!
what i'm really thinking: holy fucking shit i just bombed that shit oh my fucking god my future is ruined holy fucking titty in a meat grinder college is now out of the fucking question
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Anonymous asked: what's your serious opinion of the country right now/obama's job/state of the union? stop joking.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Hakuna Matata;: I think this is a decent first... →
flagarsta: I know this is rather long and I’m not sure if I’m going to be making alot of long posts like this in the future or not, but this one has meaning and it’s obviously my first post so yeah. I might have a smile on my face most of the time, but it’s definitely not always real and I’m not the… this made me actually cry
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“America is back. Anyone who tells you otherwise, anyone who tells you that...”
– — President Obama
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: OBAMA YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE YOU ARE SO FUCKING FRIENDLY I LOVE YOU
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: MY NAME IS HILLARY CLINTON I AM A BITCH I GET SHIT DONE AND I AM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: FUCK YEAH ABRAHAM LINCOLN FUCKIN FREED MY PEOPLE SO I’M GONNA FUCKIN QUOTE HIM DON’T MIND IF I FUCKIN DO
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: OBAMA IS THE BEST FUCKING PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT CHANGING THAT NEXT NOVEMBER I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND I WILL MURDER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: WE WILL NOT GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF MEDIEVAL HEALTH INSURANCE PRAISE YOU OBAMA PRAISE YOU LIKE THE MUSLIMS PRAISE FUCKIN ALLAH I’M PRAYING TO WASHINGTON D.C. FIVE TIMES A DAY LIKE IT’S FUCKIN MECCA
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: OBAMA 2012 2016 2020 2024 2028 2032 2036 2040
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: ALSO HELLO I’M JOHN MCCAIN AND I REFUSE TO STAND FOR THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I STILL LOOK LIKE I’VE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE A CASKET FOR THE LAST FUCKING CENTURY
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: HI EVERYONE I’M JOHN BOEHNER AND I HAVE A FUCKING BONER THAT I’M SECRETLY FUCKING MYSELF WITH UNDER THE TABLE BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GRUMPY AND RUDE AND REFUSE TO CLAP OR WIPE THAT FUCKING SCOWL OFF MY UGLY ASS SPRAY TANNED FACE
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: WOW THE REPUBLICANS LOOK SO CRUSTY I’M SORRY ARE YOU BUTTHURT BECAUSE YOUR PARTY DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING BADASS BLACK PRESIDENT
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: YES AMERICA WILL ALWAYS FUCKING WIN FUCK YEAH OBAMA GO BLACK OR GO THE FUCK HOME
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: THAT’S RIGHT THERE ARE NO AMERICANS FIGHTING IN IRAQ I LOVE YOU OBAMA YES OSAMA BIN LADEN IS FUCKIN DEAD TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN TALIBAN CALL YO FRIENDS CUZ U FUCKIN GOT SHIT ON BY OBAMA
Jan 25th
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andrewbreitel: if i follow you it’s because i’ve thought about doing dirty things to you you’re a girl
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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dear the Indiana governor you are old and white and crusty stop talking
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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FUCK YES OBAMA FUCK YES HE CANNOT FUCKING BE TAMED
Jan 25th
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DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK OBAMA IS A PUSSY SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP
Jan 25th
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AMERICA IS BACK AMERICA IS FUCKING BACK FUCK YEAH OBAMA
Jan 25th
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MY NAME IS HILLARY CLINTON I AM A BITCH I GET SHIT DONE AND I AM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
Jan 25th
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USA USA USA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
Jan 25th
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FUCK YEAH ABRAHAM LINCOLN FUCKIN FREED MY PEOPLE SO I’M GONNA FUCKIN QUOTE HIM DON’T MIND IF I FUCKIN DO
Jan 25th
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OBAMA IS SO FUCKING DOWN TO EARTH I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Jan 25th
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IT’S NOT CLASS WARFARE IT’S COMMON SENSE FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS FUCK YOU WITH A PRICKLY RAKE
Jan 25th
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YES YES YES HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES PAY YOUR FUCKING SHARE
Jan 25th
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imjustaboywithadream: MY NAME IS ERIC CANTOR AND I HAVE A LARGE PILE OF SHIT UP MY ASS SO I WON’T CLAP FOR THE FUCKING PRESIDENT I’M ERIC CANTOR AND APPARENTLY I HAVE NOT TAKEN CARE OF THIS SHIT SO NOW I’M JUST BEING A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
Jan 25th
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OBAMA IS THE BEST FUCKING PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT CHANGING THAT NEXT NOVEMBER I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND I WILL MURDER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY
Jan 25th
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WE WILL NOT GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF MEDIEVAL HEALTH INSURANCE PRAISE YOU OBAMA PRAISE YOU LIKE THE MUSLIMS PRAISE FUCKIN ALLAH I’M PRAYING TO WASHINGTON D.C. FIVE TIMES A DAY LIKE IT’S FUCKIN MECCA
Jan 25th
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MICHELE IS JUST LIKE THAT IS MY MAN THAT IS MY FUCKING MAN BACK OFF HOES
Jan 25th
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IN OTHER WORDS “GEORGE BUSH IS A SCUMBAG, I AM NOT”
Jan 25th
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