January 2012
in English today we watched the movie Grizzly Man which about this guy who thinks he’s a fucking bear and tries to be bffs with Alaskan Grizzly Bears
my English teacher was like he is such a tragic hero
i was like no your first mistake was
eating
sleeping
touching
living with
FUCKING GRIZZLY BEARS
whenever i’m home alone i walk around naked
but then i notice all of the windows with the curtains open
and i think wow my neighbors are lucky bastards ◕‿◕
like this if you live in New York and you are so glad tomorrow is Friday because that means MIDTERM EXAMS ARE FUCKING OVER TOMORROW
Anonymous asked: have your parents ever walked on you masturbating?
everyone else: that test was so easy!!!
me: yeah i know!!!!!!!
what i'm really thinking: holy fucking shit i just bombed that shit oh my fucking god my future is ruined holy fucking titty in a meat grinder college is now out of the fucking question
Anonymous asked: what's your serious opinion of the country right now/obama's job/state of the union? stop joking.
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Hakuna Matata;: I think this is a decent first... →
flagarsta:
I know this is rather long and I’m not sure if I’m going to be making alot of long posts like this in the future or not, but this one has meaning and it’s obviously my first post so yeah.
I might have a smile on my face most of the time, but it’s definitely not always real and I’m not the…
this made me actually cry
America is back. Anyone who tells you otherwise, anyone who tells you that...
– — President Obama
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imjustaboywithadream:
OBAMA YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE YOU ARE SO FUCKING FRIENDLY I LOVE YOU
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imjustaboywithadream:
MY NAME IS HILLARY CLINTON
I AM A BITCH
I GET SHIT DONE
AND I AM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
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imjustaboywithadream:
FUCK YEAH ABRAHAM LINCOLN FUCKIN FREED MY PEOPLE SO I’M GONNA FUCKIN QUOTE HIM DON’T MIND IF I FUCKIN DO
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imjustaboywithadream:
OBAMA IS THE BEST FUCKING PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT CHANGING THAT NEXT NOVEMBER I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND I WILL MURDER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY
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imjustaboywithadream:
WE WILL NOT GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF MEDIEVAL HEALTH INSURANCE PRAISE YOU OBAMA PRAISE YOU LIKE THE MUSLIMS PRAISE FUCKIN ALLAH I’M PRAYING TO WASHINGTON D.C. FIVE TIMES A DAY LIKE IT’S FUCKIN MECCA
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imjustaboywithadream:
OBAMA 2012 2016 2020 2024 2028 2032 2036 2040
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imjustaboywithadream:
ALSO HELLO I’M JOHN MCCAIN AND I REFUSE TO STAND FOR THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I STILL LOOK LIKE I’VE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE A CASKET FOR THE LAST FUCKING CENTURY
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imjustaboywithadream:
HI EVERYONE I’M JOHN BOEHNER AND I HAVE A FUCKING BONER THAT I’M SECRETLY FUCKING MYSELF WITH UNDER THE TABLE BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GRUMPY AND RUDE AND REFUSE TO CLAP OR WIPE THAT FUCKING SCOWL OFF MY UGLY ASS SPRAY TANNED FACE
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imjustaboywithadream:
WOW THE REPUBLICANS LOOK SO CRUSTY
I’M SORRY ARE YOU BUTTHURT BECAUSE YOUR PARTY DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING BADASS BLACK PRESIDENT
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imjustaboywithadream:
YES
AMERICA WILL ALWAYS FUCKING WIN
FUCK YEAH OBAMA
GO BLACK OR GO THE FUCK HOME
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imjustaboywithadream:
THAT’S RIGHT THERE ARE NO AMERICANS FIGHTING IN IRAQ I LOVE YOU OBAMA
YES OSAMA BIN LADEN IS FUCKIN DEAD
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN TALIBAN
CALL YO FRIENDS
CUZ U FUCKIN GOT SHIT ON BY OBAMA
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andrewbreitel:
if i follow you it’s because
i’ve thought about doing dirty things to you
you’re a girl
dear the Indiana governor
you are old and white and crusty
stop talking
FUCK YES OBAMA FUCK YES
HE CANNOT FUCKING BE TAMED
DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK OBAMA IS A PUSSY
SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP
AMERICA IS BACK
AMERICA IS FUCKING BACK
FUCK YEAH OBAMA
MY NAME IS HILLARY CLINTON
I AM A BITCH
I GET SHIT DONE
AND I AM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
USA USA USA
OBAMA
OBAMA
OBAMA
FUCK YEAH ABRAHAM LINCOLN FUCKIN FREED MY PEOPLE SO I’M GONNA FUCKIN QUOTE HIM DON’T MIND IF I FUCKIN DO
OBAMA IS SO FUCKING DOWN TO EARTH I FUCKING LOVE YOU
IT’S NOT CLASS WARFARE
IT’S COMMON SENSE
FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS
FUCK YOU WITH A PRICKLY RAKE
YES YES YES HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES
PAY YOUR FUCKING SHARE
imjustaboywithadream:
MY NAME IS ERIC CANTOR AND I HAVE A LARGE PILE OF SHIT UP MY ASS SO I WON’T CLAP FOR THE FUCKING PRESIDENT
I’M ERIC CANTOR AND APPARENTLY I HAVE NOT TAKEN CARE OF THIS SHIT SO NOW I’M JUST BEING A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
OBAMA IS THE BEST FUCKING PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT CHANGING THAT NEXT NOVEMBER I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND I WILL MURDER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY
WE WILL NOT GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF MEDIEVAL HEALTH INSURANCE PRAISE YOU OBAMA PRAISE YOU LIKE THE MUSLIMS PRAISE FUCKIN ALLAH I’M PRAYING TO WASHINGTON D.C. FIVE TIMES A DAY LIKE IT’S FUCKIN MECCA
MICHELE IS JUST LIKE THAT IS MY MAN THAT IS MY FUCKING MAN BACK OFF HOES
IN OTHER WORDS “GEORGE BUSH IS A SCUMBAG, I AM NOT”